Quick Business Jokes

Yes, it was a great disappointment when my early commercial ventures failed.

First up I went into the ironing business. Sales were flat.

So I tried a regional agricultural scheme. The theory was that we would grow heathland vegetation in the Hull area, to sell as a convenient source of sheep fodder.

We called the company "Ferns for ewe".

When that failed, I branched out with a deckchair company. But it soon folded.