The Mummers Spend a Night on the Tiles

Oops. Don't you just hate it when you forget to let the mummers in at night? Woke up at 4am when they started going through the dustbins.

We used to have a mummers door. But all the mummers in the neighbourhood used to come in and eat our mummers' food, so we taped it up.

I guess we'll have to get one of those RF-chipped mummers-flaps, and have a chip put on each of the mummers' necks. I just worry about St George. He's such a baby when it comes to trips to the vet.