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Monday, 4 January 2016

Liturgy for the Completion of Row 7 of the Periodic Table

The existence of four new elements is confirmed

Archdruid:  .....ununtrium, and flerovium.

All: And ununpentium and also livermorium.

Archdruid:  And ununseptium...

All: And even ununoctium!

Young Keith: Behold! I have created a nugget of purest ununennium...

All: Ooooh!

Young Keith: Oh, no, wait... It's gone again...

Archdruid: Why bother? It's all pointless......

All: That would be tuvaluvium.

2 comments:

  1. All: And also upyoursium.

    (Sorry; couldn't resist. Actually, could resist but didn't want to.)

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  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYW50F42ss8.

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