Oracle of Delphi | Theresa May |
Minister for Whales | Moby Dick |
Lord High Executioner | Andrea Leadsom |
Lord of the Dance | Boris Johnson |
Eye of Sauron | Nigel Farage |
Smug Lord | George Osborne |
Chief Prefect and 3rd Oik | Michael Gove |
Minister of Magic | Jeremy Hunt |
Unseen Hand | Orange-man |
Orange Man | Donald Trump |
Lord Chancellor | Ming the Merciless |
Foreign Secretary | Grima Wormtongue |
Minister for Re-education | Justine Greening |
Ministry of Delusion | Emily Thornberry |
Minister of Foxes | Liam Fox |
Minister of Trusses | Liz Truss |
Minister for Climate Change | Noah |
Keeper of the Queen's Guinea Pigs | David Gauke |
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