I really need to get up to date with modern technology.
When I heard Burton Dasset tell me what needed doing to the Community's network servers, I thought it was an odd request. But still, I was keen to help. I told them they were underpowered, that their disk drives had loose spindles and Windows Server 2008 was a ridiculous and fascist operating system.
Then I got Young Keith to launch a DDOS attack.
Then Burton explained.
Not "victimise". "Virtualise".
I'm not sure about all of that techie stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy computer operates on an elastic band and prayer. It holds together through sheer bloody mindedness due to the fact that I keep threatening to scrap it and replace it with a Dyson?
Not sure why Dyson frightens it, because it's really all hot air.