Recipe 2 - Traditional Sunday Dinner
4 hours' preparation time
Step 1 - Remind your wife it is Sunday, and it is her religious duty to cook you Sunday dinner.
Step 2 - Once the roast is in the oven and she has peeled all the vegetables, take your wife to Church.
Step 3 - Worship (approx 2-3 hours).
Step 4 - Come home from Church. Relax with a cup of tea and a copy of Men are from Mars Hill, Women are from Venus.
Step 5 - Eat your Sunday dinner.
Thursday, 22 November 2012
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May become a Christian, if that's the way life is conducted...
ReplyDeleteIt's not even conducted like that in Drayton's house.
DeleteStep 3 worship.... who is worshipping what? Someone thinks too much of his stomach!
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