Archdruid: Hoots mon!
All: Och-aye, the noo!
Archdruid: So ye've haad yer teee?
All: Aye, aye.
Hymn: "Margaret"
Confession:
All: Ah'm afreed ah've drunk yer Buckie.
Archdruid: So yer askin' fer the Malkie, so y'are.
Hymn: "The Northern Lights of Old Aberdeen"
Archdruid: Is it just me, or are these ginger beards just a little bit itchy?
All: Never mind the beards, these ginger-hair-and Tam o'Shanters are worse.
Archdruid: And call me Little Ms Pedantic, but wasn't St Andrew Jewish, not Scottish?
All: True, true....
Burton: OK then! Pass me that black beard and bake me a bagel...
Archdruid: OK, that's enough racial stereotypes. Let's go before we get in any trouble.
All: And oy vay with you.
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