Please Update Your Status (continued)

Gullible  10 minutes ago
Please update your status if you're gullible.  87% of people won't update their status when they're gullible, even if they're gullible.

Fantasy Land  15 minutes ago
It's a little known fact that 6 deadly diseases can be wiped out if you change your status to this.  97% of people won't update their status - and it's their fault that people continue to die from those same 6 deadly diseases.  Please will you update your status?  Or will you have have the blood of millions of people on your hands?

Birdwitt 18 minutes ago
Arthritis isn't a disease.  It's a flavour of salad dressing.  Will you please update your status to let people know that they've not got a crippling, debilitating disease but instead have a new way of spicing up their summer lunches?  98% of people aren't fooled by this.  But maybe you will be?

U2 Fan 23 minutes ago
You can change the world by updating your Facebook status.  Actually, you can't.  But you can feel like you are, from the comfort of your own living room.  Are you prepared to make absolutely no difference at all by updating your status?  94% of people don't.  But that's because they don't care.

Arfur 47 minutes ago
PLEASE UPDATE YOUR STATUS IF YOU'RE AGAINST GLOBAL WARMING.  JUST BY UPDATING YOUR STATUS YOU'RE THINKING GLOBALLY BUT ACTING LOCALLY.  99% OF PEOPLE WON'T UPDATE THEIR STATUS.  AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO WANT THE POLAR BEARS TO FRY.

Sheep 1 hr 4 minutes ago
Will you update your status as a stand against Emotional Blackmail?  Emotional Blackmail blights the lives of millions, as they waste their time updating their Facebook status with meaningless memes.  95% of people won't update their Facebook status with this - even though if they don't, an angel will cry.