I'm too sexy for a mask too sexy for a mask not brainy... just don't ask  And I'm too sexy for a jab too sexy for a jab My immun...

Bit worried about my friend, Chris Beaumont. I mean l, I've followed his career with interest. And love and care - he's an old frien...

 I've been thinking. This Covid lockdown thing cost our economy a lot of money and a lot of people and organisations have had to find ne...

Funny what you get remembered for. Solomon , for instance. Had 700 wives and 300 concubines. As he got old he turned to other gods - mostly ...

 Archdruid: Are ye all of middle age and reasonable income? All: We are. Archdruid: Then us all now "encourage" those receiving ...

 The revolt and death of Absalom . What a story. As in, what a mess. What an absolutely human mess. And in this squalid tale of treachery, w...

 Thanks to Burton for the Festival of Llamas. They're not exactly friendly creatures, so all that spitting made the service more difficu...

Minister: Woe unto me for I have lost the keys of St Mungo's, Mill-on-Flume. Minister's Spouse: Is that the big set? Minister: Forin...

David Demands Justice So first up. When it comes to Nathan's denouncement of David . Nathan's being very brave. He is tearing a stri...

I would like to offer my personal apologies to all customers that came to the Husborne Hump today. Based on the Marble Arch Mound , my plan ...

In the Diocese of Gallifrey and Sodor, the Rev WH Tawdry is struggling to keep his head above water in his parish. They exist to be Jesus-s...