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Friday, 1 April 2016

Shortened Liturgy for Introverts

Archdruid: Peace be with you

All: AAAGH! WHO ARE YOU AND  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HAPPY PLACE?

All: AAAGH! AND WHO ARE ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE?

Archdruid: Share the peace? No? OK. Everyone want to go for a...... Oh, OK. Everyone has gone for a walk.
Perfect church for an introvert



2 comments :

  1. Sits and enjoys the peace now they've all gone!

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  2. AAAGH! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO HUG *EVERYONE* BEFORE WE CAN CARRY ON WITH IT?

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