Can't believe the excuses people have given for not making it to "Pouring out of Beakers" this morning:
"Car won't start"
"Phobic about snow"
"Roads are icy"
"Chased by a yeti"
"Need to look after pet shark, which has gone into a torpid state"
"Weather forecast said only travel if necessary."
Which might be reasonable, if they hadn't all come from people who live in the Community. They've not even got to go outside.