Wednesday 9 January 2013

Modern Worship Olympics - Final Results

Guitar Virtuosity
1 - Randolf (5 chords)
2 - Morgwyn (4 chords)
=3 - Every other member of the music group (3 chords)

Complementarian Pancake Race
1 - Drayton Parslow (Marjorie ran it in 2 min 22)
2 - Young Keith (Charlii ran it in 2 min 46)
3 - Buckhorn Weston (Edith ran it in 3 min 21)
Disqualified: Hnaef (Daphne made him "cook your own bloody pancake")

Hazelnut Archery
1 - Eileen (20 direct hits on Mother Julian's nose)
2 - Geardwulf (14 hits)
3 - Bhodrum (8 hits)
DNF - Burton (got hazelnut stuck in nostril)

100m with your hands raised and your eyes closed
1 - Chelsii (29s)
2 - Kerri (59s)
3 - Arbuthnot (2hr 22min)
DNF - Burton (fell into the baptistry)

Remembering the 2nd Verse of "Shine Jesus Shine" 
1 - Morgwn ("Consume")
2 - Jargo ("radiance")\
3 - Marston ("Lord")


3 Minute Hug-of-peace
1 - Young Keith (47 hugs)
2 - Kylie (44 hugs)
3 - Kayleigh (35 hugs)
DNF - Eileen (refused to get involved)
Disqualified - Burton (tongues)


Liturgical Dance
1 - Charlii (7.9)
2 - Stacey (6.4)
3 - Jazminn (6.1)
DNF - Burton (Sprained Ankle)

Playing the Tambourine
1 - Hnaef (244 bpm)
2 - Young Keith (221 bpm)
3 - Charlii (209 bpm)
DNF - Burton Dasset (sprained membrane)

Saying "We just want..." in an act of non-liturgical worship
1 - Wayne (345 times)
2 - Dwayne (245 times)
3 - Geraint (226 times)

Escaping from the Privet Labyrinth
1 - Charlii (2 min 22.4s)
2 - Eloize (2 min 28.9s)
3 - Gawain (2 min 44.1s)
Disqualified: Eileen (use of a petrol-powered hedge-cutter)

Cairn-building
1 - Charlii (378 stones)
2 - Hnaef (226 stones)
3 - Young Keith (189 stones)
Disqualified: Burton Dasset (caused avalanche)

4 comments :

  1. Who won the Pouring out of Beakers? Or were all competitors disqualified?

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  2. Who won the Pouring out of Beakers? Or were all competitors disqualified?

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  3. Who won the Pouring out of Beakers? Or were all competitors disqualified?

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