Hnaef (wearing a heart-shaped self-knitted Valentine's sweater with "22 years" on it): But I don't get it - you did get a card!
Archdruid (doing impression of Galadriel when offered the Ring): THAT WAS FROM BURTON DASSET!
Hnaef: It wasn't signed. How do you know?
Archdruid: "Roses are red, daffodil stems are green. I love you nearly as much as my trusty adding machine..."
Hnaef: Good point.
Burton: So not much chance of getting one back then?
Archdruid: Look around you, Burton. Is there any evidence that you're the only man on earth?
Burton: So there's still hope then?
All may leave the Moot House, before the fiery wrath of the Archdruid explodes.