Expecting a worthy sermon on Sunday?
Or maybe you're wondering what worthy sermon to preach on Sunday.
Either way, this is for you. If you're preaching, just pick any three themes from below and call them sermon points.
If you're one of the punters come Sunday, just print off this convenient bingo card and get ready. First line, column or all four corners wins a tenner!*
And of course, if you get a full house, you're probably at the Brompton Oratory.
* Not from me. Ask the pastor.