It was a freak accident this afternoon. Burton Dasset tripped over the 8 foot high stone slab that I had picked up cheap this lunchtime, and has been diagnosed with a broken big toe.
I do take full responsibility for my negligence in this affair, and offer my resignation forthwith as Archdruid of Husborne Crawley.
I will now withdraw into the Retreat Yurt for a period of reflection.
No, no, no. The point about official public apologies, is to make them about events far removed in time and space from the apologiser, and about which s/he can have no possible responsibility!
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Does the Daily Telegraph know? No one else appears to be aware of the stone's whereabouts.
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