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Monday, 24 August 2015

How to Tell A Liberal Anglican Church From an Evangelical One

Pretty tricky to tell the difference, to be honest. Both will be lacking on proper church fittings, both may have banners with rainbows on them.

But it's easy to tell. If they have four Bible readings on Sunday morning they're liberals. If only one, evangelicals.

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  1. Sometimes, I have witnessed, really new church leaning evangelicals have none.

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  2. Oh Dear. I thought that you could tell a liberal from an Evangelical by the direction of sway when listening to Worship Songs - Liberals always sway to the left, while Evangelicals always, always, sway to the right. That is, unless they are Accepting Evangelicals, when they stay firmly rooted in the centre and just spin on the spot due to identity confusion

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