If you were the Only Gull

The intriguing tale of Yoda the eagle owl which is used to clear Bath University of gulls.

"During his visits, Yoda's presence has the effect of unsettling the gull population...."

Well, he would unsettle them. It's all that time he spends in the library studying philosophy. He sneaks up to the gulls and whispers "According to Nietzsche, no God there is...."