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Sunday, 4 October 2015

We Reveal the new Liverpool Manager

I was confused. Why have Liverpool sacked Brendan Rodgers, after a perfectly respectable result? A draw away at Everton - nothing wrong with that.

And then I started musing. Why now? Why sack him now? Who is suddenly available?

And then it struck me.

Marty McFly. Of course.

And that means we can bring Mario Balotelli back.

After all, we'll have self-tying shoelaces now.

1 comment :

  1. I hear that Sep Blatter might be available soon. Controversial perhaps, but he will probably work for a token sum, glad to have any job. But sacking him will be an issue......

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