I was confused. Why have Liverpool sacked Brendan Rodgers, after a perfectly respectable result? A draw away at Everton - nothing wrong with that.
And then I started musing. Why now? Why sack him now? Who is suddenly available?
And then it struck me.
Marty McFly. Of course.
And that means we can bring Mario Balotelli back.
After all, we'll have self-tying shoelaces now.