Archdruid: Let us rejoice in this day of true balance!
All: There's only two of us here.
Hnaef [for it is he]: Do you really think anybody would get up at 4 o'clock just for the Vernal Equinox?
Archdruid: Suppose it is a tad early....
Hnaef: So do you want to do this liturgy?
Archdruid: Well.... are you going to do the balancing on the high wire to show the balance of nature?
Hnaef: Not in the cold and dark.
Archdruid: See you at noon then?
Hnaef: OK. We'll tell them it's the Equinox then.