The Introverts' Service completely ruined today.
We were going to play the game where you have to throw a ball to someone in a circle. And then they have to say something about themselves that is great.
Except somebody snuck into Bogwulf Chapel and wrapped it in tin foil. Which was a problem as the service before the one for Introverts was one for people seeking a place free of tin foil. What were the chances?
So they called the police and the place us cordoned off. I tell you, it's lucky none of the introverts turned up anyway. Apparently they'd gone for thirty individual walks in the woods instead.