Friday, 4 November 2016

Emoji Liturgy

Approach: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜Š

Confession: ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Absolution: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Time of worship: ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜‡  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜

Sermon: ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ

Time of Spiritual Warfare: ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’ช

Time of prayer for blessing: ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Intercession: ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

Children come in from Little Pebbles: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ

Offering (with reminder of state of the roof) โ›ˆโ›ˆโ›ˆโ›ˆโ›ˆ

Communion nobody really wants to think about: ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

Dismissal:  ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿš• ๐Ÿš™ 

Coffee time:๐Ÿต โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต โ˜•๏ธ 

Cheeky One after Church๐Ÿท ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿน :  ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿป 

Emojis from Getemoji

3 comments :

  1. I am be missing something here. All I see on my computer is a lot of little rectangles. Or was that intended?

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  2. This may be a better satire than intended. Some of us can see a beautifully formatted liturgy.

    Others just meaningless blobs.

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  3. My previous comment has appeared as 2 question marks, but the emojis were not like this when I entered them!

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