Note - these regulations are subject to amendment without warning and at random intervals. They will be posted on the Community website, which is run on a PC in Keith's garage. The website is liable to occasional service problems during the winter months, when it gets a bit damp in the garage. By the way, any password we give you won't work because we will also give you the wrong user ID.
All submissions are to arrive by the first Full Moon after the appropriate solstice or equinox. First Class Post is acceptable, but we prefer homing bitterns for delivery.
Assignments should be 1.7 spaced, printed in purple in Lucida font.
An electronic version is to be emailed to keith@thebeakerfolkofhusbornecrawley.com. It should be saved in BBC Wordwise format. Upon receipt of your submission, Keith will email you back to let you know you've named it wrong. He won't tell you why.
Always use the official cover sheet. You can tell the official sheet because it's slightly different to the one you've actually got. Cover sheets should be written in the Cyrillic script, using a magenta chinagraph pencil.
Please do not use staples.
staples- no staples- then how are we to survive?????
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my world, Archdruid! Are you being validated by ARisibleUniversity, too, by any chance? If so, where's your clear plastic envelope?
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Yours in administration,
Remember to get proof-of-posting, preferably as a (cerise) tattoo so it cannot be lost. It will allow you back into the bar revels after you have been drinking from the shared-bowl of community. By the time Keith won't care whether you have used Harvard or Risible referencing and will be sitting on the floor singing quietly to himself about Polynesian fashion and the joy of edible paper-clips. Let the party begin.
ReplyDeleteJust brilliant Helen! The shared bowl of community was an experience not to be missed.
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