Tuesday, 15 January 2008

The Hermits of Imprecation

On visiting the apple store this morning, we discovered a Hermit of Imprecation has taken up residence in there. Please can all Beaker Folk be careful when collecting apples. Not only has the Hermit got a vile tongue on him, but he's taken to throwing Granny Smiths at anyone who annoys him.

3 comments :

  1. Sounds like I could make a few quid with distance Beaker learning... Watch this space for "Beaker University".

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  2. well yes- correspondence courses in wailing and teeth gnashing could be highly sought after if marketed properly.
    Or how about offering " the Beaker expeience", as a certificated weekend residential course?

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