Wednesday, 16 July 2008

1054 and all that

Announced by Archdruid Eileen
Solemnities to celebrate the 954th anniversary of the Great Schism

8am Pointless wranglings over obscure doctrine (will continue forever)

10am Filioqui-ists to gather in the orchard for double processions

12 noon - Lunch

2 pm - Guarded peace overtures

4 pm - Political overtones

6 pm - Linguistic misunderstandings

8.30 - Unexpected outbreak of ordinations

8.33 - Tuttings and Sighings

11 pm - Anathemas

NB today is an international celebration and therefore various people may be in different time zones. For example, for members of Gafcon, all timings must be adjusted to about 1500 AD.
at 9:43 pm

1 comment :

  1. David Keen1:31 pm, July 19, 2008

    are you sure this isn't the timetable for Lambeth 08?

    I do love this blog.

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