Wonderful piece from Anita.
I guess my answer to the question "Why would God let you into his heaven" would be "Because every time God looks at me, I look like Jesus. No thanks to me, of course."
Also, of course, I'm English. So I hope God's first question would actually be "Lemon with that G&T?".
And my first question to God? Obvious.
"It's going to be, as Prof Brian Cox would say, a billion, billion years until the heat death of the Universe. So do you think Northants will ever win the county championship?"