Thursday, 21 February 2013

Tough Questions for God

Wonderful piece from Anita.

I guess my answer to the question "Why would God let you into his heaven" would be "Because every time God looks at me, I look like Jesus. No thanks to me, of course."

Also, of course, I'm English. So I hope God's first question would actually be "Lemon with that G&T?".

And my first question to God? Obvious.

"It's going to be, as Prof Brian Cox would say, a billion, billion years until the heat death of the Universe.  So do you think Northants will ever win the county championship?"


  1. You Beaker People are so funny.
    It took me a while, but I am finally getting the hang of your zany English humour. Well, high time, my shiny new British passport arrived this week!
    Glad you liked the piece, by the way!


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