Monday, 25 May 2015

England is Dying

I have just seen a dog bursting 100 balloons live on national television.

The Roman legions leaving Britain must have felt a bit like this.


  1. If that's the measure of your viewing habits, I suggest that you administer one or two hard slaps around the back of your head.

  2. I saw it too! Sooo exciting! The dog loved it!

    Err, why were we watching this?

  3. Why was that dog bursting balloons when it should have been representing the United Kingdom in the Eurovision Song Contest? Only need 99 red ballons for that.


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