Friday, 8 May 2015

Offering My Resignation

It was a freak accident this afternoon. Burton Dasset tripped over the 8 foot high stone slab that I had picked up cheap this lunchtime, and has been diagnosed with a broken big toe.

I do take full responsibility for my negligence in this affair, and offer my resignation forthwith as Archdruid of Husborne Crawley.

I will now withdraw into the Retreat Yurt for a period of reflection.


  1. No, no, no. The point about official public apologies, is to make them about events far removed in time and space from the apologiser, and about which s/he can have no possible responsibility!

    Serve you right if the resignation was accepted!

  2. Does the Daily Telegraph know? No one else appears to be aware of the stone's whereabouts.


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