But what is less-known is that they used, like Ed Miliband, to carve their election pledges onto megaliths, just before the wolves went for them. This was their way, should they make it to the post (and climb up it before the wolves got there) of ensuring they were held to their promises.
Obviously they're hard to read - they're thousands of years old, after all. And rain wears them down. But I'm glad to show you a few of their stones, and the pledges they made.
|Action on flint-knapping jobs|
|A Wise Woman in every village|
|A career-defining attempt to see Long Compton|
|A Referendum on Leaving the Roman Empire|
|Controls on Celtic Immigration|