Talent Pool: Where bright, young, ambitious things get to learn Leisure centre Management and Swimming in Officially-Recognised Styles.
Learner's Pool: Where people are put out of fear they'll struggle in the Deep End.
Baptismal Pool: Training scheme for high-flying Mennonites
8-ball Pool: Popular alternative to Evensong. But then, what isn't?
Dead Pool: Formerly known as the Communion of Saints.
Muddy Pool: Retraining ministers as blues singers
Pool of Blood: Secretive cult within the Talent Pool, dedicated to the elimination of liberals and heretics.
Liverpool: Place with a cathedral to spare.
Poole Harbour: Good place to encourage tithing.
Pool Resources: Hi-tech library for members of the Talent Pool.
Car Pool: Motor maintenance classes for low flying clergy scheduled for multi church jobs in large, rural patches.
Football Pool: Last resort of cash-strapped congregation that thinks the Lottery is a bit new-fangled.
Splash Pool: When mermaids are allowed to be ordained, this will be their training scheme.