Archdruid: All wight?
All: Leave it 'art.
Archdruid: We gather to lady and gent1.
All: Arfur Daley is brarn bread2.
Archdruid: No longer givin' it that with the bunny3.
All: No more dodgy geezers in shabby whistles4.
Archdruid: The lock-up is locked forever.
All: He goes to look for the nice little earners of eternity.
Archdruid: Let us retreat to the rub-a-dub5.
All: Or the Winchester Club.
Archdruid: Remember that hooky6 hairdryers are but for the day.
All: And a Rubber Gregory7 is not all that.
Archdruid: And so from the descending of the apples to the rising up of the pears8
All: We will remember him.
George Cole: 'ere, 'ang on - I was a veteran actor in film and TV, you know. I wasn't just the one character. You can't stereotype me.
All: All wight, Arfur. We believe yer.
Archdruid: Farsands wootn't.
1 Lament (Liturgical Rhyming Slang)
3. Bunny Rabbit/Rabbit + Pork = Talk
4. Oh, forget it.
5. No, you're just making this up now. Nobody ever said this outside a TV studio.
6. Isn't that Only Fools?
7. Peck? Really? Did anyone ever say that? Really?
8. This is ridiculous.