Hymn: Blue Monday (12")
Leader: That was Monday then.
Leader: One down, 4 to go.
Leader: Everyone got a Monday migraine?
Leader: Everyone been in 7 hours of wall-to-wall meetings?
Leader: Ever wonder what the point is?
Leader: Anyone got anything to give thanks for?
Silence may be observed
All: Sorry, what was that?
Leader: I said.... oh forget it. You weren't listening, were you?
All: Course we were. White please, no sugar.
Hymn: Ruby Tuesday
Leader: You sure you don't need an early night?
All: Nah. We'll.... sorry, what did you say?