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Thursday, 13 August 2015

Morris Dancers and Blind Footballers in Mass Brawl

Sometimes I wonder why anyone bothers writing fiction. That is all.

Biretta tip to Bruvver Eccles who RTed this.

NB this could actually be a spoof article and really is fiction. But how can anyone tell anymore? We're just helpless prawns before the power of Social Media.

4 comments :

  1. Husband's take is fiction. Reduced me to tears, though (of laughter if in any doubt)

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  2. I think the name of the crime reporter "Hugh Dunnett", and his boss "Rob Banks" are probably a clue.

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    1. Yeah. Who reads the authors' names? Especially when reading on a phone.

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    2. Oh - I wasn't suggesting they were fake in any way - just well suited. The whole story has the ring of truth about it. The Adlington Morris Men frequently go five rounds with the W.I when there is a double booking at the Village Hall on a Thursday night. Macclesfield A+E are experts in rolling pin injuries.

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