Ah, a Great British Bake-off final. It leaves me with mixed emotions.
Obviously, it means that Beaker People will be insisting on watching Bake Off in the Room of Viewing tonight. Driving me out to watch the 48" telly in my room or possibly, in desperation, do some kind of religion.
And yet, and yet, there's another way of viewing this.
No more Bake Off after today!
There's a little piece of the apple of joy at the soggy bottom of the stodgiest cake.