But what other Christian products are just waiting to be created, so you can wish they weren't?
LED Cruet: - To spread salt and light.
Creationist Cheese: It's got large holes in it.
Evangelical Sat Nav: First it gets you lost, then it shows you the way. Then it loudly broadcasts to all passers-by that you're now on the right path.
Shoes with built-in torch: To be a light unto your feet.
Complementarian Oven: Does a DNA analysis of your hand and only allows women to operate the controls.
Churchwarden Monopoly: You never get to "Go" and you're constantly making general repairs and appealing to the Community Chest.
Anglican Bicycle: However you try to steer it, it just wobbles down the middle of the road.
|This Anglican bike is well over to the left. But not going anywhere.|
With thanks to Annie Porterhouse for the Tweet that led to this
Not everything is beneficial: 7 Christian products which probably shouldn't exist https://t.co/fxmUEKTxCc— Annie Porthouse (@AnniePorthouse) April 30, 2016