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Friday, 10 June 2016

Things Less Boring than Deanery Synod

An hour of lawn-mowing,
grass seed-sowing,
watching paint drying
Top Gear.
Looking at a log
the dullest blog
sitting on the bog
and Carlsberg beer.

Things less boring than Deanery Synod.
Things less boring than Deanery Synod.

Nail polish removing
self-improving
furniture moving
and beans.
Eurovision scoring
Still-life drawing
canal boat mooring
and eating your greens.

Things less boring than Deanery Synod.
Things less boring than Deanery Synod.

Claiming expenses
repairing  fences
minor traffic offences
and Hove.
Eating an orange
climbing Mount Blorenge
Being Percy Gorringe
or Michael Gove.

Things less boring than Deanery Synod.
Things less boring than Deanery Synod.

2 comments :

  1. Oh dear! Suffering a Deanery Synod boredom overflow:)

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  2. You have to be bored in life sometimes. It helps you to know why 'interesting' is so much better.

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