The Beaker Fertility Folk aren't as young as they were.
In years gone by, they would leap naked over a bonfire on Solstice Eve. But Anno Domini has slowed them down. And, more to the point, reduced their ability to jump.
After last year's "Great Singeing", this year they'll be jumping over a tea light in the barn. Safer all round.
Those tea lights are so useful in so many situations...
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