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Monday, 12 September 2016

Last of the Great British Beak-Off

It is with regret that I announce that this will be the last series of the Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley to appear on Blogger.

The next series will be on Blogger 5 Plus One. Paul Hollywood will be playing Young Keith. David Cameron will take the part of Hnaef. Sue will be Charlii. Mel will be Stacey Bushes. Burton Dasset will play himself, after two short planks demanded too much money.

Drayton Parslow will be represented by Jeremy Corbyn - a weird get with nothing in common with normal people, who wants to live in an unlikely perfect world.

Mary Berry will take the role of Archdruid Eileen. Although her stare is a bit limp, to be honest.

2 comments :

  1. I can't see this working on Ch4 - alongside #BigBrotherCelebrity edition, it will wilt in the dire porridge of soggy bottoms.

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  2. Please don't do that to a faithful follower, Arch Druid! My heart sank at your first sentence.

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