Thursday, 22 September 2016

Liturgy for the Move of Great British Bake Off to Channel 4

A statue of Mary Berry is placed on the Worship Focus.

All: Quick! Turn the laser eyes off!

A statue of Mel n Sue is placed on the Worship Focus.

All: Doncha love them? Pure, beautiful and yet oddly good at a nice double entendre.

A statue of Paul Hollywood is placed on the Worship Focus.

All: Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Judas! Judas! Judas! Judas! Judas!

A tin of Val's Rock Cakes is distributed.

Archdruid: OK, guys. Let them go.


  1. Mr Hollywood is now showing his true colours. Money takes precedence to loyalty. Mary Berry said that the BBC had nurtured her and the show - giving it broadcast opportunities - so she feels that loyalty the BBC takes precedence to earning a cool Million over three years.

    Pecuniary advantage obviously motivates Mr Hollywood - to his shame. May his bread rolls drop off.

  2. I'm almost afraid to ask, but - what is a "Worship Focus"?


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