Hymn: Star Trekkin'
Archdruid: Space: the final frontier.
Keith: So it's liminal then, if it's a frontier?.
Archdruid: Erm... I guess.
Charlii: Sorry, how can space be liminal?
Keith: Well, it's a frontier and that's liminal so that's good and we can have a lovely chat about being, and not being.....
Charlii: The whole of space? Liminal? Then what isn't liminal if the whole of space is?
Keith: Erm... the edge of space?
Charlii: What could be more liminal than the edge of something liminal? If it existed at all? Is there even an edge of space?
Keith: Well there must be. It's got to stop somewhere.
Charlii: And what's the other side of the edge?
Keith: Look, it's quite simple. Let me explain....
Charlii: I've got the degrees in astrophysics and theology, and wrote a dissertation on cosmology and you tell me it's simple and you can explain?
Keith: Imagine the Moot House is space. And the Worship Focus is the sun. And the tea lights are... are pulsars. And... please stop throwing tea lights at me.
Archdruid: OK. While Charlii is chasing Keith around the garden. Let's try again. Hnaef....
Archdruid: Captain's blog. Stardate 8th September.
Kirk: Raise protective shields! We're crashing into the star! Sulu! Where's Sulu?
Uhura: I'm sorry Jim. He's been absorbed into a collective cosmic consciousness.
Kirk: The Borg?
Uhura: No. Facebook.
Ken Livingstone: Did someone mention Hitler?
All: GET OUT!
Keith: Uhura! You must understand why space is liminal? Imagine this pebble is the space-time continuum... Please stop throwing pebbles at me.
Archdruid: While Uhura and Charlii are chasing Keith around the garden, I've just thought. I never liked Star Trek.
Archdruid: OK. You asked for it... release the tribbles!
Archdruid: OK. Let's set the warp drive up to 9 and reverse the positron drive.
Scotty: Ye cannae break the laws of physics!
Archdruid: OK. Final hymn. "Every Star Shall Sing a Carol."
Spock: Illogical, Archdruid.
Archdruid: You're telling me. OK Mr Scott. Beam us all out of here.
All: And also with you.