Archdruid: Who has told the things we have heard?
All: Things no English person should have known until 9pm BST.
Archdruid: Let those who have ears to hear, shut them up.
All: Like the ears of the brazen serpent,
Archdruid: Which will not hearken to the voice of charmers.
All: Charm they ever so wisely.
Archdruid: Let us be like those who have eyes but do not see.
All: Unless they look on Twitter and...
Archdruid: You've done it haven't you?
All: We have seen and now we repent on the ground in dust and ashes.
Archdruid: We have become even like unto the Likely Lads.
All: Those who in the time of our fathers and mothers tried not to hear whether England had won the match.
Archdruid: And Facebook and Twitter and people at work..
All: ....have become to us like Brian Glover.
Archdruid: Tell it not in Alexandria.
All: Proclaim it not in Atlanta.
B52s: We're heading down the Atlanta Highway....
All: Looking for the love getaway.
Archdruid: Get out of it, O B52s of "Rock Lobster" fame. If you'd had appeared in "Walking Dead" you'd have ruined an entire series.
All: Although maybe supplied that vital hint of camp that is so missing among the drabness, grimness, blood and brainless zombies?
B52s: Love Shack, baby, yeah!
All: Love Shack, baby!
Archdruid: Go in peace, to look away from the screen.
All: Lucille, why can't you be true?
Archdruid: It's England 2, Bulgaria Nil.
All: And we know just how those Bulgarians feel.