I have received a letter from the Druidical Synod in response to my complaints. It reads,
"Dear Burton
I may have the body of a weak woman, but I have the hockey stick of a Norse Berserker. I suggest you stick to thinking about spiritual, not physical, matters.
Regards
Charlii"
Sound pastoral theology there, I think. Maybe I should be lighting more tea lights.
Hoist by a hockey stick.
ReplyDeleteNever play hockey against female opposition - they are quite vicious and know exactly where to accidentally on purpose to place a hockey stick to make your eyes water :(
That is a lesson worth learning as theory rather than a practical.
ReplyDeleteThat is a lesson worth learning as theory rather than a practical.
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