Suella Braverman Has a Dream

I have a dream, a dream so bleak

To deport folks by Christmas week

If you've crossed the Channel on a rubber raft

You won't land at Dover unless you're really daft.

I believe in hatred

Something suss in everything I see

I believe in hatred

When I know the time is right for me

I'll stop your "crime"*

This Christmas time.

I have a dream, a dream so wide

To throw them out upon the tide

If you're a gay Syrian hoping for some peace

You'll fly to Rwanda 

- talk to the police

I believe in borders

I'll be far more vicious than Priti

I believe in borders

When I've passed the law you won't be free.

This is my scheme

I have a dream.

* Travelling to the UK is not a crime. Yet.