Saturday, 21 December 2024

Winter Solstice Ceremony

Archdruid: Like our ancestors before us

Hnaef: And beside us

Charlii: And beneath us

Keith: Tactless.

Archdruid: We stand at the still point of the year. Nature dies.

Charlii: The earth dies screaming.

Keith: The earth dies screaming.

Archdruid: I told you. No UB40.

Hnaef: And yet nature will rise.

Burton: Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset.

Archdruid: And it's too early for Fiddler on the Roof.

Charlii: Yes, why are we holding this Solstice Ceremony two hours early?

Archdruid: 9am's the only slot I could get from Tesco.

Keith: You've transferred a major festival because of a clash with a grocery delivery?

Archdruid: It's got your Christmas cheese on it.

Charlii: And a traditional Beaker brandy-infused Yule log.

Keith: It's the reason for the season.

Friday, 20 December 2024

The Apple Tree

I went out in the Orchard this afternoon. Where the bare twigs of the apple trees were stark against the steel gray of the solstice sky.

The apple trees were empty. All the leaves gone. And at first you think they're as near dead as a living thing can be.

Except you look slightly more closely, and they're not. Next year's buds are there already. The small leaf buds, of course. But also the chubby flower buds are already there. The tiny signs, in the winter darkness, of the pink and white glories of spring, and the rich, glorious fruit of late summer and autumn.

The promises are all there. 

Twigs hanging down from an apple tree bough

A child is born. A bud from the branch of Jesse. An offspring of mighty David. Such a tiny thing, in such a dark world. Such a tiny, tiny thing. What is there to see, that angels sing about and Magi worship? What are the hopes of the stepson of a carpenter, the baby of a newly-wed young woman from a conquered race?

Those apple buds will go through the winter cold, to a quick glance dead. This child will go through the death of a cross until he rises in the spring. And now our old world still waits. And the buds of new life wait. And wait, till the Sun of Righteousness will shine and bring new life back into this world.

There's an old hymn that calls Jesus Christ the Apple Tree. He's the one who reverses that old curse of the fruit tree at Eden. The new Adam who faced temptation. The one on whom we feed to receive eternal life.

He came to earth and broke the power of death. He will come again to make all things new.

But for now, he's just a baby in a manger.  We start our story at the beginning. And we will follow him through his life, once again.

Wednesday, 18 December 2024

Death of Kirsty MacColl (2000)

Imagining Kirsty, halfway through her 60s, writing songs about how the Government have short-changed the Waspi women after saying they'd support them.


She hated injustice and she hated women being betrayed.

And she was thoroughly let down by the system. 

It's pouring with rain, so we won't be dancing the Mambo de la Luna.

Not in these shoes.

And so the Magi Followed the star...

... which led them over the house where the child lay.

And Caspar said to the others,

"Are we sure this isn't actually a secret drone?"

So Balthasar and Melchior went in and offered their gifts and worshipped.

But Caspar spent the next three months on a Reddit, speculating on whether it was Eleazar Musk or the Martians that was behind it.