Saturday, 21 December 2024

Winter Solstice Ceremony

Archdruid: Like our ancestors before us

Hnaef: And beside us

Charlii: And beneath us

Keith: Tactless.

Archdruid: We stand at the still point of the year. Nature dies.

Charlii: The earth dies screaming.

Keith: The earth dies screaming.

Archdruid: I told you. No UB40.

Hnaef: And yet nature will rise.

Burton: Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset.

Archdruid: And it's too early for Fiddler on the Roof.

Charlii: Yes, why are we holding this Solstice Ceremony two hours early?

Archdruid: 9am's the only slot I could get from Tesco.

Keith: You've transferred a major festival because of a clash with a grocery delivery?

Archdruid: It's got your Christmas cheese on it.

Charlii: And a traditional Beaker brandy-infused Yule log.

Keith: It's the reason for the season.

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