Please could all Beaker Folk be careful around the main lawn. There's a small herd of unifauns grazing there.
We're really pleased to have the wild unifauns here. As such an endangered species - they've never quite found quite the right countryside to inhabit - there have been many failed attempts to breed them in captivity. But here on the edge of the greensand ridge, they get that combination of well-drained heath and boggy lowland that they crave.
Please if you meet a unifaun, walk straight past it. They don't like eye contact, and they will run away quite recklessly, crashing into hedges, walls, and sheep, if you panic them
Please keep squonks on leads.
Squonk, is that a squirrel crossed with a gonk?
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