I told her there's good news. Researchers at Oxford University have developed a new Woke vaccine which works against the virus.
It's a new mRNA vaccine. A vast improvement on the old attenuated vaccine, which used a carrier that had formerly been actively woke, but had been deactivated. They generally used the opinion columns of the Guardian.
My friend reacted strongly. Said she wasn't going to take a bioweapon designed to make her sterile. I pointed out to her that she's 67, and her husband has a bad back. But she says it's the principle.
So she says she's going to build up her resistance to the disease by eating organic and wholemeal foods, and getting lots of sunshine.
She says she's enabling her body to fight back.
But now I'm wondering if she's just starting to show the first symptoms.
I have never heard of a "Woke" syndrome, but I suspect that being ex-Army I developed immunity over 43 years of having been shouted at or alternatively shouting at people who commited some minor breach of the behaviour code i.e Equality and Diversity which I taught to young recruits for a number of years. But I was never equal as a Private soldier as everyone even someone who joined a day before me, could claim seniority. Eventually when they removed my brain and commissioned me, it all became clear. Seniority was the invisible barrier to progress in Equality and Diversity or wokism as it is often described.
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