Liturgy for When You were Pleased a Meeting was Delayed but Now you've realised there's another meeting at the original time that you will have to attend after all

1 I was glad when they said to me the Meeting of the Moot has been delayed

2 For every meeting delayed is another meeting where the world might end first.

3 For it is appointed for man that is born of woman or woman that is born of woman

4 Or person that is born of someone identifying however they wish?

5 Good point. It is appointed for them to die, and then the judgment.

6 So one fewer meeting if it's been delayed long enough.

7 I do not listen to those that say "let us have another meeting'

8 For meetings are temptations that draw you away from actually doing anything.

9 They are full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

10 And so if you can't cancel them, a delay is good.

11 And so with joy I go to my phone calendar,

12 and delay the Meeting of the Moot until next New Moon.

13 But what is this I find under the meeting?

14 It is an other meeting.

15 I remember the joy I had when the Regional Mini-Moot clashed with our Meeting of the Moot.

16 But now my tears run like a river.

17 Now I have one more meeting in my life that I thought I had dodged.

18 And I'm going to have to drive to Slough on a Thursday.

19 I feel myself falling into the pit

20 As the inconsequential discussion and actions that produce no action will overwhelm me.

21 There is no-one to save me.

22 And the calendar is no longer my friend.