New Moon Injury List

So in total over the New Moon festivities:
Two people fell off the "Apollo 11 ladder" activity;

One person had his jute bag dragged into the shredder while still wearing it over his head, suffering nasty jarring injuries;

Three people had a pebble dropped on their heads from trees by people climbing down the Apollo 11 activity. These people should not have taken their pebbles up the trees; no-one was meant to be confusing the worship stations in this way;

Two people collided while riding space hoppers with bags on their heads.

The lesson from this is that we probably ought to give up on bags on heads during worship. There's probably a reason why it's never caught on.