Jumping on the Bandwagon

Oh I love a bandwagon.

After all, what's the point of a wagon if you can't jump on it with the band? Everybody jumps on the wagon until you can't move on the wagon for bands. And the bandwagon's the only thing anyone's interested in - especially the bands. And before you know it the wagon's not moving anymore and you wonder what the point of a wagon is if it's so full you can't get on and so slow that it doesn't move.

And then you get off the bandwagon.