Those appropriate and inappropriate Funeral Songs in Full

After the fuss over secular funerals (a good idea for people who don't believe in God, in our opinion) and unsuitable hymns, I offer the following guidance for any druids who may have to conduct a Beaker funeral, whether at Crownhill, Stopsley, or even one of the many pet crematoria in the Bedford area. 

Just about OK, if not exactly traditional

My Way (Sinatra)

Simply the Best

You'll never walk alone

Angels 

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

On the Borderline

Goodbye-ee

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

The Lambeth Walk (as the coffin is carried in/out)

My Love will go on

Stairway to Heaven

Probably not

The Road to Hell

The Okey-Cokey (see Lambeth Walk, above)

Deeper and Down

The Final Countdown

My Way (Sid Vicious)

If leaving me is easy (then coming back must be harder)

I hear you knocking

Not for cremations

Come on baby, light my fire

Colours of day (light up the fire)

Fever

In the Air tonight

Cool for Cats